Despite over a decade of anti-spam technology development, somehow I receive an average of one email a day about Viagra. Is it not possible to just block all emails with that word? I guess there’s a chance I might miss a friend’s hilarious joke about ED, but at this point that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

Women pick out “nice” underwear when they get dressed up for a special occasion. I need to start using a similar approach with picking clothes on airport travel days so I don’t get embarrassed when the cute girl in the security line sees the holes in my socks.

Whenever I buy a new sweater or pair of pants, I safely store away the little envelope of buttons and thread that is optimistically tucked behind the sales label. I’ve got over 20 of these in my underwear drawer. I guess I’m holding out for a day when I live with someone who would know what to do with them.